Local plan truster and worldwide guest meteorologist Coco Lilly is here for an exclusive peek into upcoming weather.
While the storm is ALWAYS coming in two weeks, this week is a mix of sunshine, showers and slight propaganda.

Monday: Patriots are in control with scattered showers

Tuesday: Slight chance of precipitation and unbridled naiveté

Wednesday: High in the 70’s with 50% chance of hailing libtard meemees – bring a jacket

Thursday: Sunny day with high of 66, no showers. Slight chance of firing squad for Killary Clinton

Friday: Back to sunny 70’s

Saturday: 75% likelihood of showers and Donald Trump back in office

Sunday: Cloudy with slight precipitation and chance of insurrection

By Bibble